Gilmore Girls

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Lorelai: “Wow,  Harvard is over 300 years old.”
Rory: “Yes, founded in 1636.”
Lorelai: “That means that almost everyone who’s ever gone to Harvard is dead now. Are You sure You still wanna go here?”

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Lorelai bumps into her mother: “Sorry mother your brake lights were out.”

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Lorelai: “This is amazing chicken, Mom. I mean it, really great.”
Emily: “Thank you, Lorelai.”
Lorelai: “It’s like super chicken. I bet it could fly. Have you tried tossing it out the window?”

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Happy Lorelay: “I have to go pick my mother up from jail. this night just keeps getting better and better.”

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Lorelai: “Where are you?”
Luke: “I’m about an hour from “If I lived here I’d blow my brains out.””
Lorelai: “Oh, I heard it’s nice there this time of year.”

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Luke: “I’ve got a surprise for you in the bedroom. Close your eyes.”
Lorelai: “Oh Luke I’m not scared of it anymore!”

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Lorelai:
“Im writing a letter
i cant write a letter
why cant i write a letter
im wearing my green dress
i wish i was wearing my blue dress
my blue dress is at the cleaners
the germans wore grey
you wore blue
casablanca casablanca
such a great movie
casablanca the whitehouse bush
why dont i drive a hybrid car
i should really drive a hybrid car
i should ride by bicyle to work
bicycle unicycle unitard
hockeypuck rattle snake monkey monkey underpants”

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