Minionitaskused, vol III

Nagu seeni pärast vihma tuleb uusi postitusi, ma ütlen. Pean ju jätkama uute parimate palade lisamist siia. Onju? Jah?!

(voh, mul tuli geniaalne mõte, ma ju ei tääginud neid eelmisi postitusi “minioni” täägiga. Parandan selle vea koheselt! Silmapilkselt! Hop-hop! Nüt!…
… All better now. Uus tääg olemas.)

– “Expect nothing and You will never be disappointed.” (Minu moto!)

– “If nothing goes right.. Try going left!”

– “Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I got back to being me.”

– “Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.”

– “When I said I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.”

– “If we´re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???”

– “I was supposed to have a nice body for people to look at this summer, but there is one small problem… I love Food more than I love People.”

– “I leave homework to the last day, because I´ll be older, therefore wiser.”

– “The biggest lie I tell myself is: “I don´t need to write it down, I´ll remember it.”

– “They say we learn from our mistakes. That´s why I´m making as much as possible. I´ll soon be a genius.”

– “I´m only responsible for what I say, not what You understand.”

– “Instead of a sign that says: “Do not disturb” I need one that says: “Already disturbed, Proceed with Caution.”

– “Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.”

– “Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.”

– “People say we cannot live without love. I say oxygen is more important :P.”

– “My life is like a romantic comedy, except there is no romance and it is just me laughing at my own jokes.”

– “A jelaous woman does better research than the FBI.”

– “Being single is smarter than being in the wrong relationship.”

– “They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.”

– “Maybe money can´t buy happyness, but I think it´s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.”

– “I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because You said “I couldn´t.””

– “I look back on my life and I´m extremely impressed that I´m still alive.”

– “Never let Your friends feel lonely… … disturb them all the time.”

– “A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have.”

– “A smile is a sign of joy. A hug is a sign of love. A laugh is a sign of happyness. And a friend like me…  …well, thats a sign of good taste.”

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lõpetuseks muid fakte:

“Null – on arv päevi, mil pole olnud sõda kusagil siin planeedil, alates 2925 E.K.R.”

“That awkward moment when You´re not sure if You actually have free time, or You´re just forgetting everything.”

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PS. Palusin Siri´l mind ükspäev lõbustada. Esmalt käskis ta mul get Siri-ous, aga seejärel rääkiski ühe pala:
“The past, present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.”