Minioni-tarkused, vol 2

Kuna Minioni-tarkused vol 1 meeldisid inimestele (ja lisaks inimestele nt Fränkyle ka 😛) ja kuna neid on taaskord juurde tekkinud nagu seeni pärast vihma, siis ei hakka endiselt FB gruppi (tekstid piltidel) risustama vaid toksin need siia. Sama lugu, et pildil on tekst ja siis üks sellise uudumuudu olekuga mõnglilaadne olend Minion.
* “Unless Your name is Google, stop acting like You know everything!”

* “Maybe You should eat some makeup so You can be pretty on the inside too!”

* “Diet rule no 1: If nobody sees You eating it, it doesn´t contain any calories.”

* “Im in desperate need of a 6 month vacation twice a year.”

* “If someone throws a stone at You, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it!”

* “Every night it´s and endless battle between sleen and the internet…”

* “Diplomacy is the art of telling people Go To Hell in such a way that they ask for directions!”

* “You can only be young once, but You can always be immature.”

* “Who says You´re ugly, when You´re the most beautiful monkey I´ve ever seen?!”

* “You will never realize how wired Your friends are until You start describe them to someone else.”

* “Laughing is the best medicine, but if You´re laughing for no reason, You may need medicine.”

* “Did You know that id You light a candle under the moonlight and You say 3 times the name of the person You love, You will look really stupid doing that.”

* “HELL YEAH! Home alone! Expectations: PARTYY! Reality: Peeing with the door open.”

* “That awkward moment when You´ve already said “What?” three times and still have no idea of what the other person said, so You just agree.”

* “What if Your pillow could record Your dreams and when You wake up You can plug it in to the computer and watch it back.”

* “I could be a morning person. If morning happened to be around noon.”

* “A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we would talk to each other instead of about each  other.”

* “Have You ever noticed that anybody driving slower than You is an idiot and anyone going faster than You is a maniac?”

* “I consider myself a crayon. I might not be Your favourite color, but one day You will need me to complete Your picture.”

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Ja mitte-Minioni-tarkus-vol-2 ka:

* “Kui ma vanaks saan, siis elan ma koos oma lastega. Ma vallutan arvuti, ei maksa arveid, söön kogu toidu ära, ajan maja segamini ja kui mind koristada palutakse, siis käitun nagu see tapaks mind!”

* Aafrika lapsed seisavad kõrgendikul rohelise maastiku kohal päikese käes ja naudivad vaadet. Juures on jutumullid:
Laps 1: “Kas teadsite, et Euroopas peavad lapsed terve päeva vaikselt klassis olema, vabal ajal istuvad nad õues jooksmise asemel hoopis toas arvutis ja puhta toidu asemel söövad nad väga palju e-aineid?”
Laps 2: “Kui kohutav! Peaksime nende jaoks annetusi koguma!”

* “To be laughing so hard that no nose comes out and you just sit there clapping like a retarded seal.”

* Koer ootamas: “Minu omanik teeb 5 korda nädalas 8-tunniseid autosõite, aga mind ei võta kunagi kaasa.”

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PS. Teiste üle ei ole ilus naerda ja ilmselt arvavad hiinlased meie nimedest samuti nagu meie nende omadest, aga ükspäev sain ma paki tüübilt nimega: Ding Dong Feng… how hilarious is that?!